Darlings! I so long to spend another Halloween season in your beautiful country—although it does seem empty and lonely, as Canada has so few ghosts, compared to Europe. But when I was there four years ago (seems but a moment or two) I did manage to scare up a few spirits that I’m perishing to tell you about. I’m flying from London where I’ve been at the Tower drinking Bloody Marys with Anne Boleyn. I haven’t chatted with her for over ninety years, so we had a lot to catch up on.
I simply can’t wait till October, my favorite month of all the year. I’m dying to see you out and about. Don’t look for me too early in the day, though. I need my beauty sleep.
We have simply centuries of things to catch up on.
Well, I’m a little hungry. Off to grab a bite!